Tonight, I grabbed a few Monsters, a bag of Doritos, locked my door and turned my phone to silent. This routine happens every Monday and Friday night. On those nights I'm watching one of the reason I exist. WWE. Tonight's Monday Night Raw was the best one I've seen in a while. As usual, every emotion ran through me. Some good, some not so good.
The night started off with the demons themselves, Nexus, center ring. Just seeing them causes me to get super PO'd. Then, my baby, John Cena came out to address these dill holes. He told them that not once have they had a fair match with anyone. And this is true. A fair match would be 7 on 7. And then, he was accompanied by six other good guys of the RAW locker room. This included my new third favorite, the cutie Evan Bourne and the sexy beast, the viper himself, my number one favorite and a love of my life Randy Kieth Orton. As they neared the ring in what would be the greatest fight I've seen since the Fatal4Way matches, when Good was ambushed by Evil. 7 bad guys of the Raw locker room came out of no where. This included six hot heads I can't stand with their leader, the human jar of mayonnaise (as John Cena would say), Sheimus. And while this civil war broke out, the Nexus escaped. Words were spat as both Good and Evil debated. But the new, anonymous GM wouldn't have this. They installed that there must be peace. Which I think will never happen as long as the Nexus keep interfering and keep being the major A-holes they are.
After all that, a few matches took place. Miz vs R-Truth. Miz cheated, end of story. Ted D vs John Morrison. Ted entered with the vindictive diva, Maryse (probably not how you spell it). She mocked John by stealing his coat, distracting him and costing him the match. BTW, John is a good guy. After that, on Edge's little segment, Cutting Edge, him and Chris Jericho argued over who envied who and a bunch of crap I don't care about. Then the GM interrupted and announced that a 2 on 2 tag team match would take place. Edge and Jericho vs Evan Bourne and my sexy beast, Randy Orton. The match went well. I realized Evan is an amazing fighter and is so freaking lovable that he was put into my WWE heart along with Randy Orton and John Cena. They won, of course, and while they celebrated, my Randy RKO'd poor little Evan. It just goes to show that NO ONE is safe around The Viper. Even though he betrayed Evan, Orton is still incredible♥
After the match, Nexus tried to make a deal with Orton. They said they'd help him become WWE Champ if he agreed to leave Cena's team of Good vs Nexus. Orton responded with "Get Out Of My Face." I would take that as a no.
As RAW began to finish, one event was left. The Handshake between John Cena and Wayde Barret (leader of Nexus) that would create a Truce. This was the GM's idea. Obviously it didn't happen. Cena couldn't forgive the hienous acts Nexus had preformed over the past month or so and couldn't trust Barret when he said those acts are finished. So as Cena tried to leave, Nexus did what they do and ambushed him. Only to be ambushed themselves of a buncha of amazing superstars such as Mark Henry, The Great Khali, Santiago, and others. All the GM wanted was peace, and obviously they didn't get it. So as a consequence, it was announced that next Monday, Cena will face all 7 NXT (Nexus) bastards in a 7 on 1 handicapped match. This got me so ticked. It's totally unfair and even though the GM has done some good stuff, this caused me to have hatred towards them.
After hearing this Cena exploded. He took out so much anger and fury on one of the Nexus, Deren Young. He pummeled him into a lump of bruises before slamming him into the announcers' table before he pounded it onto him, just like Nexus did to him at Fatal4Way. Never have I seen an angrier Cena. After Young was obviously collapsed and unconscious, Cena claimed that it would now be 6 on 1.
Oh yeah, somewhere in all this chaos it was announced that at next week's RAW, there will be a one on one match between Edge and Randy Orton. Of course that is something I am looking forward to. WWE always makes me happy, angry, sad, and every emotion in between. I can't wait till Smackdown this Friday and I especially can't wait till RAW next Monday. And with the Money In The Bank pay per view just two weeks away, anything could happen...
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